Jesus follows the Spirit out in the boondocks.
He follows Satan around, tells him to piss off.
He hears John is in prison.
He goes to Galilee.
He starts preaching.
He rounds up a bunch of followers.Pretty disjointed, yeah.
Scarlett Johansson might be able to pull that off, but, ... oh ho, maybe it's not magical mind control, maybe, he's ... ohhh, I'm not going there.
Anyway, he's some kind of doctor too, cause he goes all over healing people, and pretty soon people come from miles around