Boobs for Everyone!

Speaking of ad campaigns,  here's one. A certain idiot, a.k.a. "Shaikh Abdul Mohsin Bin Nasser Al Obaikan, member of Saudi Council of  Senior Scholars and adviser to the king", but hereafter "Idiot", issued a fatwa a while ago. His pantyknot was over Saudi laws--women can't drive, so they need a male chauffeur, but they can't be alone with a male. Gee, a tuff problem, for an idiot.

Idiot's brilliant solution was not 'change the fucken law', it was "have the woman breastfeed the driver".  Yes, I'm serious. No, really, and he's not the only one, (don't blame me if you click that link, and see that picture).

Instead of the monumental task of educating Idiot and Imbecile about human physiology and stuff, the Saudi women threw down.

"Put up or shut up, beardos. Let us drive or we'll take you up on your offer and plop out our boobs for every guy in the Kingdumb."

  How can this go wrong?   It's brilliant.