Dr. Perv will see you now.

Are you a disgusting pervert?

Having second thoughts about a career as a Priest?

Maybe you should try Urology.

As a pedophiliatrician, you could have a nice little setup like Dr. Poppas' Pedophile Palace, otherwise known as the New York Presbyterian Hospital, Weill Medical College of Cornell University, office of Dix P. Poppas, sick fuck  pediatric urologist.

Here's the scam. Parents bring you five year old girls. You examine them. You decide their clits are too big. You cut off part of their clit. No, I am not making this up! 

Repeat, I am not making this up.  This is actually happening in a US hospital, in 2010.  You can read all about it in “Nerve Sparing Ventral Clitoroplasty: Analysis of Clitoral Sensitivity and Viability”, Journal of Urology, 2007,

The beauty of it is, nobody accuses you of Female Genital Mutilation, because you're the mutherfucking doctor, see.  The real jollies come with the follow-up exams.

"follow-up exams – which involve Poppas stimulating the girls’ clitorises with vibrators while the girls, aged six and older, are conscious" 

It's true there are babies born with disfigured genitals, that need plastic surgery, and there is a need for surgeons who can help them. This is not how to do it:

"while a parent watches, Poppas touches the daughter’s surgically shortened clitoris with a cotton-tip applicator and/or with a “vibratory device,” and the girl is asked to report to Poppas how strongly she feels him touching her clitoris. Using the vibrator, he also touches her on her inner thigh, her labia minora, and the introitus of her vagina, asking her to report, on a scale of 0 (no sensation) to 5 (maximum), how strongly she feels the touch."

"... ideally he seeks to conduct annual exams with these girls. He intends to chart the development of their sexual sensation over time."

He intends ideally to keep his slimey perverted ass out of prison too, and being a doctor, he probably will.
Some Bioethics people are trying to get him to stop what he's doing, but they don't seem to be having much luck even with that.  Sick fuck. 

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Update:  more at Feministing, the F-word, and Shakesville. Guess what? No one approves.