Luke goes to Crazytown in 11:33-36: LAMPS, EYES, WTF.
Ok so far. Watch it though, whenever this book starts to make sense you drop your guard and it nails you with an underhand from left field.
Wait, what? Good eyesight makes your whole body transparent? Who knew?
|Glass frog. Really good eyesight?|
But when they are unhealthy, your body also is full of darkness.
Oh, pshaw. Remember, “outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” If it's not dark, you don't have eye problems, you have an LED on the microchip Homeland Security planted in there.
Them being so hard to tell apart and all. What mentally challenged target audience is this aimed at? Our rug rat can tell light from dark and he's only two. If it's a metaphor for enlightenment or some shit, what's it got to do with your eyes? If you sin you go blind?
Oh, wait, I get it. No part of your body is dark, – it's talking about going through the TSA scanners! Your whole body lights up like spotlights on a porn star. Fuck me, how'd those old bible guys know to predict this? It's a miracle, the bible must be true. I'll be dipped in
shit err, holy water.
Next up, Jebus tells his peeps not to worry where their next meal is coming from, how to make a living, save for the future, any of that candy-ass shit, 'coz da Lard will Provide, yo.