Biblical advice for our post-DADT military

Now that DADT is repealed this is high priority intel, so listen up. The Bible has timeless advice for the modern military, whose heroes in uniform soon find themselves facing situations just like this:

As they were walking along the road, a man said to him, “I will follow you wherever you go.” (Luke 9:57)

ZOMG! Jesus is being hit on! See, this is just what to expect once they lift the ban. Our manly macho military man's men will be shamelessly accosted by lisping limp wristed femisoldiers. Their uniforms will be perfect. How should our homophobic heroes deal with this horror? Why the bibile tells us—just man up and do what Jesus did.

Jesus replied, “Foxes have dens and birds have nests, but the Son of Man has no place to lay his head.” (Luke 9:58)

uhh … whut? Wh?? well, there ya go. I guess.

And ladies, next time you're on the subway and some creepy dude sidles up to you, just turn to them and tell him that: it's what Jesus would do.

Of course, we all know what happened to him.

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