World's Worst Job?

I admit I'm juvenile, filthy-minded and foul-mouthed, but, COME ON, people.

"What do you do for a living?

"Oh, I'm an analist, with Goatse Security. For Gawkers."

"!!??!!"

"They're probing us y'know, for possible intrusions."

(source: Bloomberg)

SPEEEWWWW!!!!!