7/19/10

I Write Like


There's this new meme going around, paste in a sample of your writing to analyze what famous writer you write like. I think it's kind of stupid, but everybody's doing it, so to maintain my membership in the Brotherhood of Bloggers I HAVE TO do it too, so here goes.

I paste in a representative sample of my best work, I press "Analyze",  I hold my breath and wait for the verdict. Here it comes ....
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Oh well.

9 comments:

ethinethin said...

I had it analyze some of my best papers and it said I write like H.P. Lovecraft and Dan Brown. I wonder if Jesus really did have a baby with Cthulhu.

uzza said...

He did. It lies still dead but dreaming in the abyss, interrupting its timeless slumber only to secrete cyptic coded messages in public places throughout the world.

ethinethin said...

Hey uzza,

I make it a habit not to reply to comments on that blog. The purpose of that blog is primarily to show how I rationalized as my faith eroded (thus the name of the blog) from the inside due to doubts. The posts are ironic now, since I am no longer a believer, but they show the types of things I once subscribed to.

I know quite well how "monkeys turning into humans" is nonsense (although the March of Progress poster that I reference does encourage that misconception) since I am a biologist who has studied, defended, researched, and presented evidence that supports the theory of evolution.

uzza said...

Ok, my bad.I just followed the link thru your profile. I guess you've had a fundy background, but Great Cthulu has brought you around. That's kewl.

Joé McKen said...

“Brotherhood of Bloggers”? That’s the “Siblinghood of Bloggers”! Genderal insensitivity! Discrimination, I say!

Okay, now sober. You don’t write like shit; merely sweet-smelling detritus. ;-)

(PS – Checked out SAI yet? I need to confirm that I’ve won a new convert.)

uzza said...

Oink, oink. Guilty as charged.
I'm looking at SAI, along with Gimp, not competent. to have a preference.

So...you were drunk when you wrote that, and now you say my writing is like compost? I take that as high praise.

Joé McKen said...

*gasps*

Will you stop making me gasp melodramatically in indignation? Detritus means garbage, not compost!

*twitch*

Harold & Kumar are bad influences in a drug-virgin, I tell you.

uzza said...

Lemme get this straight. You think garbage, before it decomposes into compost, is sweet-smelling. EWWW.

Joé McKen said...

Sure, if you add enough perfume.