"Brigham Young was very sick withAin't that sweet? The 'place' was the Salt Lake Valley, which is kind of an odd place to settle. The name should tip you off; what he was looking at was the Great Salt Lake and the Bonneville Salt Flats. It isn't the best farmland, so you have to wonder what the Mormon Moses was seeing there.Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever and was riding in the back of a wagon. After exitingEmigration Canyon and cresting a small hill, he asked to look out of the wagon. Those with him opened the canvas cover and propped him up so he could see the empty desert valley below. He then proclaimed, "It is enough. This is the right place. Drive on." The words, "this is the place," were soon heard throughout the wagon train as the Mormon pioneers descended into the valley, their long journey having come to an end."
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He was too sick to even sit up by himself, remember, and the reason he was bedridden was he had Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever. What they don't tell you is
It's just always struck me as funny.
The old perv seeing visions of himself as King of his own country, in the Promised Land of Milk and Honey, with millions of dollars, lots of black slaves, married to dozens of underage girls, the works.
Then the fever breaks, and?
fucking salt flats.
The old perv seeing visions of himself as King of his own country, in the Promised Land of Milk and Honey, with millions of dollars, lots of black slaves, married to dozens of underage girls, the works.
Then the fever breaks, and?
fucking salt flats.
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