Jews are gods

John 10:34 Jesus answered them, “Is it not written in your Law, ‘I have said you are “gods”'?

WTF? The jews are gods now? I missed that memo, I gotta see what this is all about. Google google he's quoting Psalm 82,verse1

God has taken his place in the divine council; in the midst of the gods he holds judgment:

The first god means god but the second gods means people. Why? Because they use the same word—Elohim—in both places. That doesn't make sense, O ye of little faith? Well me neither, but to christstains it's obvious they mean different things, you hellbound doubter, you.

Here on planet Earth, this sounds reasonable: the original story had a lotta gods, and when the Jews plagiarized it they demoted all but one down to people, they just forgot to edit this one line. Then the Rabbis claimed right through all the egg on their face that people that weren't god were gods that were not the god sons of not were. Understand?

Since that had been cleared right up, Jesus used it to weasel out of another rocking bad time. Basically he says, “I know you are, but what am I? See, I'm a son-of-a-god too, just like you, coz the Bible says everybody is.” Nice try, Lambikins of God, but they weren't buying it.
39 Again they tried to seize him, but he escaped their grasp.
Yeow! Aikido! Good thing he knew it too, coz this keeps happening. Back in John 8:57-59 he claims to have been BFF with Abraham, which'd make him, what, a thousand years old, and
59 At this, they picked up stones to stone him, but Jesus hid himself, slipping away from the temple grounds.
That is to say, ran away and hid like a little wuss. Why dint he Superhero up and use his +12 Shield of Repulsion? This guy needs to find Yoda's cave and pick up some new skills, or I predict a bad ending for this story. Or just stop going around saying he's God. Dumbass.

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