Be Terrified! It's your civic duty!
According to this feeble attempt at something vaguely resembling journalism, Atomic Womebats or something ("weapons of mass effect"? WME's? WTF?) have been found somewhere North, South, East or West of Somewhere over the Rainbow, and we should all Tremble and Fear and go beat up someone who doesn't have the long form of their birth certificate.
There is something alarming about this