I'm reprinting this handy flow chart to use as a guide next time some nitwits come knocking on your door and say "How can you not believe the Bible? Doesn't this complex world around us prove God is real?"
Instead of strangling them for their shabby logic, you can play twenty questions. (well, 18 actually, but you can make up new ones.)
If they come up with good solid reasons for each one of these points, you better listen to them. Also email me ASAP, cuz I'll wanna know about it. I can make it past room #3 by using my Super Simile Senses, but I always die by #12.