Here in the Former United States, now der Homeland, you**
can't build sand castles
can't blow bubbles
(I know this last one happened in our northern neighbor, but national boundaries don't mean much anymore. This is worse than you think.)
can't complain when the government tortures you, or
poisons your food.
**Unless 'you' are a corporation. In that case you can now "... trade in or exploit slaves, employ mercenary armies to do dirty work for despots, perform genocides or operate torture prisons for a despot's political opponents, or engage in piracy – all without civil liability to victims."
First thing tomorrow I'll be down at the courthouse to incorporate myself and embark on a life of crime. They leave me no choice.