Here's something really ugly. There is simply no excuse for it, none at all. Before I tell you what it is, sit down, grab something, and light up a blunt, 'cause it's really bad. And that's not me talking BTW, it's Arfan Shah, with the breaking news that GASP! some people are criticizing scholars! THE HORROR! When you suspect some beardo is shining you on, you should hold it in and not articulate it, ever. The koran has his back, too:
(5:101) O believers, do not ask about things which, if made known to you, may vex you.
Our buddy Arfan was nice enough to respond to my comment, but their website is screwed up so I could never read his answer. Damn.
All I got was frustrated, better than those two guys in Arizona, they went to a mosque and start asking questions, they got arrested. They cursed, those rascals did. Arrested for 'suspicion of disorderly conduct', something they do in Der Homeland. I miss the United States, where you had to actually commit crimes before they arrested you. I'm sure it'll all be OK once they take over and run the country according to Sharia Law, Biblical Principles, whatever.
All I got was frustrated, better than those two guys in Arizona, they went to a mosque and start asking questions, they got arrested. They cursed, those rascals did. Arrested for 'suspicion of disorderly conduct', something they do in Der Homeland. I miss the United States, where you had to actually commit crimes before they arrested you. I'm sure it'll all be OK once they take over and run the country according to Sharia Law, Biblical Principles, whatever.
There's a reason for the fatwa on questions. It went into the hadith instead of the quran, since Mohammed didn't say Simon Says allah sez first, but here's why:
'The worst criminal among the Muslims is the one who inquired about something which had not been made unlawful, and then it was declared so, because of his inquiry.' (Bukhari et al)
That's the worst? Worse than murder, robbery, or bareing an ankle? Let's see, their holy book tells them this, and these guys go to Ask Imam to find out how to wear their watch? Wtf? And then Imam tells them not to put cow piss on their asshole. Seriously.
Maybe that is good advice. Don't ask—fucken think!
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O believers, do not ask about thingswhich, if made known to you, may vex you.
That does not mean don't ask about things to me. That is more a statement of "Where ignorance is bliss, tis folly to be wise", i.e., if you don't really want to know, don't ask. On the other hand, if one is fully prepared to deal with the consequences of knowing, ask away.
I think I agree with the Imam. You shouldn't put cow piss on your asshole. There's just some things which make sense. Preparation H would probably be a better choice for this guys hemmorhoids.
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