Context, ai haz it

YEE-HAA! We've finished the Meccan chapters. Everyone says the Medina chapters are different, and by different I mean worse, and that they cancel out the earlier ones.

The last four posts have figured out what was going on at the time, so now we know why they're different. We're all about context, beeyitches. Woot! Now we're ready to scale K2--that big scary 286-line 2nd chapter that starts the Medina ones.

What we don't know is, why the hell did they put this at the beginning of the book? What psychopathic, drooling on yourself thinking made them arrange the chapters in this order? I've been asking that since I started, and .... we have an answer! Doctor Ahmed has it figured out for us. It's a secret code. Looky here.

See, it says “Allah”. Finally, we have an answer. Well, yeah, it's a stupid answer, but we have to work with what we've got.

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