Something's Wrong Here

People in heaven will be all pimped out. They'll

^18:31 be adorned therein with bracelets of gold, and they will wear green garments of fine silk and heavy brocade:

WTF? That's pretty weird since Mohammedans can't wear it. Hadith says so:

the Prophet said: “Silk is only worn in this world by the one who will have no share of the pleasure of the Hereafter.”(Bukhaari 5853)
the Prophet said: “Whoever wears silk in this world will not wear it in the Hereafter.” (Bukhaari, 5832).
same dude said "Wearing of silk and gold has been made unlawful for males and lawful for the females of my Ummah.'' (some website)

Wearing this stuff is ZOMG horribly wrong evil sinful, it gives god hemorrhoids or something, nobody is allowed to do it. But in heaven it's all de rigueur and god is down with it. What's sinful down here gives god the smileys up there? Do other things work that way too, like murder and robbery? Is heaven just one big rule-breaking orgy?

I went looking for WHY god has issues over Men in Silk, and guess what? It's juvenile hangups about sex. Surprise, surprise. NOT! Some silly website explained

“Islam must safeguard the manly qualities of men from any show of weakness, passivity and lethargy”

Whole books have been written about what's wrong with that idiotic statement, some of them by wussy-assed silk-wearing guys like this -->.

Mohammedans can't show a sign of weakness like Sun Tzu advised, or Miyamoto Musashi. Dasn't ever learn Tai Chi or Jujitsu. Sucks to be them, but they can look forward to looking just all Fabulous in paradise. Must have something to do with those youths of ever-lasting freshness. (Be sure to check out the poem by Abu Nuwas on that link : he sounds interesting. ) Lol, one more thing that's a sin this side of heaven but oh so good after you're in.

The creepiest thing is that Islam must, just absolutely must, safegaurd the mohammed-men's manly qualities. Why can't they grow up and safeguard themselves, why they need baby sitters? That limp-wristed silk-wearer in the picture didn't need anybody to safeguard his ass, I bet. Why can't the widdow itty mohammed-mans grow up and take care of themselves? Then they could wear whatever they want now instead of waiting for paradise? Unless Islam doesn't WANT them to grow up.

Hey, I could be onto something, d'ya think?