Deism

In that post with the flow chart, the first couple questions aren't all that clear. Here is how it would go if the questions were put to some hypothetical people. 

 

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Atheist:

1. Does the universe exist? Yes. 

2. Does the universe have a creator? No.

3. Is the universe conscious? No!

4. Is the universe aware of us? No, you idiot.

5. Does the univ… STFU!

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Theist:

1. Does the universe exist? Yes. 

2. Does the universe have a creator? Yes, God.

(back to 1), Does God exist? Oh, definitely.

2. Does God have a creator? No, of course not.

3. Is God conscious? Yes, and he loves us each and every one, and ... …...zzzzzzzzZZZ

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Deist:

1. Does the universe exist? Yes. 

2. Does the universe have a creator? --sure, God created it.

1. Does God exist? Sure.

2. Does God have a creator?--no

3. Is God conscious?---No, he's drunk on his ass and passed out, which explains why so many things are all fucked up, and why he never shows his face lately. 

 

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Deism FTW!