10/16/10

Stalked by Elves!!


Elf Repellents
No, really. There's a guy in Montreal who sees them everywhere he goes, he's even threatened to quit his job if they don't stop harassing him at work.

Don't laugh, though, he's ready for them elves, he's got hisself a 12 gauge. In fact he's got himself a whole arsenal.


He's also got himself a shitload of kiddie porn on his computer, with death threats he's made to people, and his ass in jail where he belongs. 

The prosecutor says
"There's nothing at this point to make us doubt his ability to appear or his fitness to stand trial," 
uhhh, OK, I guess, but his parents?

The death threats were just jokes, no reason to arrest him at all, he doesn't need to see a psychiatrist.

Srsly.  Those elves must have gotten to them already. 
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You're better than me if you can read that headline without laughing.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION!

the WORLD TRADE CENTER PROPHECY - THE DANCE OF DEATH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0Hez25fFrg


the ungrateful bastards full of hubris...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubris




a bullet for your head, traitor

And finally, the *only* man in Minnesota who says there is no God has suddenly become an arbiter on mental health...

http://www.unfacts.org/factsforum/viewtopic.php?t=4080



COME SEE A PHOTO OF MABUS AND AN EXPLANATION OF IT!

Anonymous said...

and I am in Montreal

and I am going to execute you...

and the police will not save you...

THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION!

the WORLD TRADE CENTER PROPHECY - THE DANCE OF DEATH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0Hez25fFrg


the ungrateful bastards full of hubris...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubris




a bullet for your head, traitor

And finally, the *only* man in Minnesota who says there is no God has suddenly become an arbiter on mental health...

http://www.unfacts.org/factsforum/viewtopic.php?t=4080



COME SEE A PHOTO OF MABUS AND AN EXPLANATION OF IT!