Chapter 3, line 7, some verses are allegorical. Huh????
3:7 He has sent down this Book which contains some verses that are categorical and basic to the Book, and others allegorical ...
Whoa, whoa, whoa. JUST HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. Some are allegorical?
Jesus Christ, it wasn't bad enough that some of them are abrogated, and you don't know which ones, or know what they might be replaced by, now I find out that even if I get lucky and guess the right one, it still might be just an allegory?
Yup. That's right. See?
... But those who are twisted of mind look for verses metaphorical, seeking deviation and giving to them interpretations of their own;
The shit? My twisted mind is looking for the ones that aren't motherfucking metaphors, AND YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME, you fucker. So I might should do what it says, because I'll burn in hell if I don't, unless it's abrogated, or an allergy. Well what are they allergories FOR? No one knows, only god. See, it says flat out
... but none knows their meaning except God;
FFS, how much more clear can you make it? Some of your instructions DON'T MEAN A GODDAM THING, and there's NO WAY TO TELL IF THEY DO OR NOT. Sorry to shout, but Christ on a rubber crutch, did you sit around brainstorming ways to make this book totally fucking useless? You couldn't have done better.
3 comments:
Some say that all "prophets" preached at least something worth learning. But I'm not sure about Mohamed. He was either nuts or evil.
The bits and pieces of the Koran I've read on your blog seem so not intelligent. I think that the Bible feels more real, less made up. The Koran seems to me like the work of a charlatan.
Even evil nuts say some good things; look at sura 109. And to be fair,the not-intelligent bits are exactly the ones I tend to pick on.
But a charalatan--exactly. Comes through loud and clear, doesn't it?
Yes, loud and clear. The stuff isn't even intelligent. The Bible is at least poetic.
Same person as first comment, but signing up under another another blog.
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