There's this search engine that filters out sites that are Haram (forbidden). Is that me? Nope, I'm fucken Halal, ain't that the shits? I felt pretty smug till I found out Pichunter is Halal, too. So is Cliphunter, but Youporn had a Haram level of 3 out of 3, so I beat them at least. What the hell, are Muslims spozed to watch pornography but only certain types? I'll have to watch for mentions of this in upcoming chapters.
(*ROFL; the youtube video 'Fuck Islam' is Halal.)
(**p.s. "Ham Recipes" is Halal, too. ROFLMAO. Immaturity, ai haz it.)
Here's my film rating
This site tests my readibility. It gave me a 12, which puts me up there between the Times and Wall Street Journal. WHOOO, I'm highbrow! Uhh, not so much, it's an 8th grade reading level.
Somewhere, there's a website that rates blogs by how much profanity they use. I think I remember getting a high score on that, I wish I could find it again.
**Update: Thanks to Baal's Bum of Anal Iced Bible fame, below in the comments, I found it. Results at right. Click the meter to find your own score.
I'm more wholesome than Rude Pundit (69.7%) or Annotated Rants (100%).