11/28/09

Deja Vu vu vu vu


11/23/09. There's a sad sack rebel group in Yemen, and the Saudis bombed them. Muslim PANTIES throughout the world are in KNOTS! They bombed FELLOW MUSLIMS, instead of infidels! They bombed them during the HOLY MONTH! They're supposed to be the BESTEST muslims, from the Holy Mosque, and set a PERFECT EXAMPLE. How COULD they? The speaker of Iran's parliament staggered up off his fainting couch long enough to gasp this out:

“How can the Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques of Islam [King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia] bring himself to permit the killing of innocent Muslims in the forbidden months?” (swoon)
uhhh, we've been here before, I think. Mohammed did it himself, the same goddamn thing. Don't these people even read their own scriptures? Those Yemenis were hindering, and oppressing. So it's ok to kill them.  Koran 2:217. God said. 

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

A few comments on the Iranian speaker's perhaps unintentionally hilarious comments: 1) Whomever said these particular muslims were innocent? By all accounts, they're guilty as hell. 2.) The speaker's comments seem to suggest pretty clearly that it's perfectly permissible to kill innocent muslims outside the forbidden months.

There don't appear to be any blanket restrictions on murdering people in Islam. Restrictions on the timing? yes. Restrictions on the act? hell no!

Lorena said...

There don't appear to be any blanket restrictions on murdering people in Islam. Restrictions on the timing? yes. Restrictions on the act? hell no!

Chilling truth.

uzza said...

Blogged through about three quarters of the book now,and haven't seen one yet.