The Rape Cultists

Chapter 23, the Believers, starts out with a plug for sex slavery

¹ The believers must eventually win ... ² Those who ... ⁵ ... abstain from sex, ⁶ Except with those joined to them in the marriage bond, or the captives whom their right hands possess, for (in their case) they are free from blame,

There ya go. God's complete guide to life, telling us he's perfectly down with having slaves, and raping them. This isn't new, we've seen it before here and here. I'm too disgusted to make any snarky comments.

After that, Al-zheimers-lah gets a little confused, forgets what he said in the last chapter, that (21:30) “We made from water every living thing”, and starts rambling

^23:12 Man We did create from a quintessence (of clay);
^23:13 Then We placed him as (a drop of) sperm in a place of rest, firmly fixed;
^23:14 Then We made the sperm into a clot of congealed blood; then of that clot We made a (foetus) lump; then we made out of that lump bones and clothed the bones with flesh; then we developed out of it another creature. So blessed be Allah, the best to create!

Best to create my ass. The god in genesis just formed man out of dust and breathed on him. No fumbling around with clots and lumps. The Bantu's god created people just by puking. If that's not better, at least it's a lot simpler.

God rambles on for a spell, about how he made other stuff too, date palms, and olive trees, and cows and ships, and that reminds him that

1. A prophet shows up,
2. people diss prophet,
3. God kills everybody.

but he uses two thousand words to say it, and that's the rest of the chapter.

bleh