House in the Quran

What the hell's the koran talking abut now?

2:125 And when We made the House a resort for men and a (place of ) security. And: Take ye the Place of Abraham for a place of prayer. And We enjoined Abraham and Ishmael, saying: Purify My House for those who visit (it) and those who abide (in it) for devotion and those who bow down (and) those who prostrate themselves.

Holy, Heaven-bound, Believer: Well you see, Abraham founded Mecca, by building the Kaaba. See here:

2:126 And when Abraham said: My Lord, make this a secure town and provide its people with fruits, such of them as believe in Allah and the Last Day. He said: And whoever disbelieves, I shall grant him enjoyment for a short while, then I shall drive him to the chastisement of the Fire. And it is an evil destination.
2:127 And when Abraham and Ishmael raised the foundations of the House: Our Lord, accept from us; surely Thou art the Hearing, the Knowing.

Evil, Damned, Infidel: So? There was a house, and it was Abraham's. Don't cry, but if you look really really close, and kind of squint, you'll notice it never mentions the Kaaba, or Mecca, or Arabia. Or Britney Spears.

Believer: Yhtlatc, Boasmasmi! ***

Noble Qur'an, 3:96 The first House established for the people was that at Bekka

... the Old Testament mentions it as well.

Holy Bible, Psalm 84:5-6 (New International Version)
5 Blessed are those whose strength is in you,
who have set their hearts on pilgrimage.
6 As they pass through the Valley of Baca,

Infidel: Oh FFS. It says:

4. blessed are they who dwell in thy house........
6. blessed is the man who passes through Baca.

p.s. The doubled consonant matters. Arabic [kk] is a different sound than [k]. They had to change three out of four sounds to get this. Baca → Beka → Meka → Mekka. Like saying pigs → sex.
p.p.s. Not to mention the original koran didn't have any vowels, so it could've been Bokka, Bikka, or Bukka. Not Bukkake, cuz that has an extra k)

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Therefore,
Bekka is Baca and Baca is Mecca and Abraham built the Kaaba?
And Britney danced on it. In a lampshade.

Here's some more undomesticated facts for you to round up, tame, and hitch to your clown wagon.

• The place of Abraham, where he mock-executed his kid, was Mount Moraiah. Nobody knows where that is, but it's a mountain. Mecca's in a valley. So's this Bekka / Baca place. Valleys are not mountains. They're different, kind of like vaginas are not penises.
• The Valley of Baca is in northern Israel, about five miles from Jerusalem.
• You're a moron.

(*** An exclamation much used by believers, meaning “You have to look at the context”,“but only as much as supports my interpretation”)