Florida Bans Sex With Deaf People

Florida passes a law banning bestiality. Or something. Hilarity ensues.

The new law is now
prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal;
 Southern Fried Science points out what should be obvious,

but wait, they've got it covered. They define animal, here in 828.27 1a:

“Animal” means any living dumb creature

This could be a problems for lots of Floridians, since it never defines dumb. Webster's does:
: lacking the human power of speech; dumb animals;
: lacking intelligence : stupid

So, parrots are still a gray area, but no sex with deaf people, or Florida Legislators.


PersonalFailure said...

Can deaf people have sex with parrots? Can parrots have sex with whales? Inquiring minds want to know!

Anonymous said...

A person (or parrot) doesn't have sex with a whale. They have sex AT a whale.