5/12/11

Florida Bans Sex With Deaf People


Florida passes a law banning bestiality. Or something. Hilarity ensues.

The new law is now
prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal;
 Southern Fried Science points out what should be obvious,


but wait, they've got it covered. They define animal, here in 828.27 1a:

“Animal” means any living dumb creature

This could be a problems for lots of Floridians, since it never defines dumb. Webster's does:
: lacking the human power of speech; dumb animals;
: lacking intelligence : stupid

So, parrots are still a gray area, but no sex with deaf people, or Florida Legislators.

2 comments:

PersonalFailure said...

Can deaf people have sex with parrots? Can parrots have sex with whales? Inquiring minds want to know!

margaritadelnorte said...

A person (or parrot) doesn't have sex with a whale. They have sex AT a whale.