1. Your blog sucks! You can't write and your jokes are stupid. Throw your computer away, you suck.
2. BURN IN HELL INFIDEL SCUM!
3. Best blog ever!!
4. Your lucid prose and penetrating analysis has given me revelatory new insights into the holy book of Islam.
5. You're boring.
6. How come you never talk about the Steelers?
7. I'll pray for you.
8. More naked Boobs!!
Even the old standby “Fuck You!” would be nice. It ain't like it's gonna kill ya or nothin'.