Millions for Planned Parenthood

A bill introduced by nine Republican lawmakers assholes in Iowa would define abortion as “murder,” sending doctors and women who terminate pregnancies to jail. The bill defines a “person” as “an individual human being, without regard to age of development, from the moment of conception, when a zygote is formed, until natural death.

Try to think this through.

What if a foreign invader attacked a US citizen? Suppose they threatened to kill them, took them hostage, and hooked them up to some sort of medical device to extract blood for their own use? What should be our response?

The answer to this has been clarified by Bush 2003 and by Obama more recently in the DOJ white paper which states that the US government can kill even its own citizens so long as “the targeted individual poses an imminent threat of violent attack against the United States”. Not sure, but I assume attack on a US citizen could be treated as an attack on the United States.

This invading 'person's actions seem to qualify as violent, and the threat of death is definitely imminent. The odds of being killed by childbirth are one in 333, unless you live in Sierra Leone, where it's one in eight, far greater than the one in twenty million odds of being killed by a terrorist that the DOJ was talking about. Definitely an imminent threat. Definitely justified to assassinate the invading person.

Since the US government routinely assassinates persons who are merely plotting or providing material support for such attacks, those nine assholes in Iowa better be watching the skies, but aside from that, since US citizens currently suffer over a million actual attacks per year by these foreign invaders who are now to be legal persons, and since the US has enthusiastically spent billions of dollars to prevent a dozen or so attacks, there can be no serious objection to spending billions, even trillions, to protect our American citizens from this onslaught. The infrastructure is already in place in the form of a nationwide network of clinics capable of dealing with these threats, all that is necessary is to funnel UNLIMITED FUNDS TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD.

Maybe this could work.