Jesus had HIV?

According to South African Pastor Xola Skosana “Jesus was HIV-positive,"

Lol. Not really,
 "Of course, there's no scientific evidence that Jesus had the HI virus in his bloodstream,”
See? It's just a metaphor. He wants to fight AIDS, and he's saying the the big JC always hung with the down and out, and girlfriend, you can't get much more down and out than dying of AIDs in Africa, so if Jesus was here now, that's where he'd be—helping AIDs victims.

"The best gift we can give to people who are HIV-positive is to help de-stigmatise Aids and ..."
Preach it, pastor!
"...it is not enough for us to give people food privately and give them groceries, we must create an environment that's empowering because most people who are HIV-positive will not necessarily die of Aids-related sickness but more of a broken heart, out of rejection,"


After this past week you might say the same thing about people who are gay. It's not god that's the problem, it's his idiot followers. Like this other pastor, Mike Bele of the Church of Sanctimonious Pricks:
"The subject of my Jesus being HIV-positive is a scathing matter," he says, displaying his ownership papers for his Jesus, which he bought for thirty pieces of silver. He says Skosana is dragging “the name of Christ to the ground." and that "portraying Jesus as HIV-positive means he becomes part of the problem, not the solution." Kettle, Pot. Pot, Kettle.

Major props to this Skosana guy.

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