Do I Look Tough?

No dude, you look gay. Really gay. And the sooner you realize there's nothing wrong with that and stop trying to compensate, the better off you'll be and the whole rest of the world.

Short, insecure, repressed homophobe Lindsey Graham masturbated his ego at the Halifax Security Forum last Saturday with these gems (Dawg's Blog gives the whole thing):

The one thing that changes the world as I know it is Iran with a nuclear weapon”
In the world the rest of us know, it's sawed off little twerps who need to show the world how tough they are by picking on gays, stomping on women, starting wars.

“the idea of containment to me is off the table, so that takes us back to the idea of being tough.”
No, that takes us back to the idea that you're an asshole, unlike sane people, who aren't all turgid for Ragnarok like you are.

So my view of military force would be not to just neutralize their nuclear program, which would probably disperse and harden, but to sink their navy, destroy their air force, and deliver a decisive blow to the Revolutionary Guard.”
Limpsey dear, nobody else wants to blow the Revolutionary Guards, no matter how much they harden.

In other words - neuter that regime, destroy their ability to fight back, and hope the people within Iran would have the chance to take back their government and be good neighbours to the world in the future. So that's what I mean by being tough."
In other words, you mean “insane”. Repeat Iraq and Afghanistan and hope things will turn out different. Great plan there: stupidity, sauteed in the hypocrisy of talking about being good neighbors in a sentence that plans genocide. Also, "neuter" them? Freud called, he wants his slip back. Also his fake boobs and butt plug.

Seriously, Fabulous Miss Lindsey, stop trying to be a tough, rough, manly man. It's not because you're gay that we hate you, it's because you're an asshole. Even if you were tough, we'd like you better if you didn't persecute and murder people.

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