Surah 99 is real short, only eight lines. YAY! It says, "When there's this great big-ass earthquake, the earth will tell who's been naughty or nice.”
That's it. The only weird thing is that the Earth is gonna talk, but by now that's small potatoes. We've had talking ants, talking trees, invisible soldiers, hell, why not?
This chapter seems to be in the wrong place. It sounds like the very first ones, back when Mo was still a pagan, before all the murdering and stuff. Ah, for the good old days.