Jihad, Baby!

[4:56] Surely, those who disbelieve in our revelations, we will condemn them to the hellfire. Whenever their skins are burnt, we will give them new skins. Thus, they will suffer continuously. GOD is Almighty, Most Wise.
Wrong. God is a dick, and if you think this is beautiful poetry, so are you.

Jews suck. It says so right here in 4:58, see?

[4:58] GOD commands you to give back anything the people have entrusted to you. If you judge among the people, you shall judge equitably. The best enlightenment indeed is what GOD recommends for you.
Well I don't see either, but according to QuranEnglish.com this is“informing the Muslims of the iniquity of the Jews.” ??? It doesn't say jack shit about Jews, or iniquity either one, but pretty much every single muslim website reads some anti-Jewish meaning into it, “it” being, oh, anything, like maybe “hello”. This is a pattern, and I'm really sick of it. Book's bad enough without a battalion of bigots making it worse.
4:51 Hast thou not seen those to whom a portion of the Book was given? They believe in sorcery and diviners and say of those who disbelieve: These are better guided in the path than those who believe.
4:52 Those are they whom Allah has cursed. And whomever Allah curses, thou wilt not find a helper for him.
According to Ahmadiyya, this “refers to the general debasement of the Jews". Now who have we seen going around hobnobbing with djinns and talking to trees? Oh, that's right—Mohammed! Lucky we have the mullah mafia around to tell us the right people to hate. Those people who got the book and they used it to wipe their ass with? They had the right idea. About a quarter of this chapter is more verses about the Jooz, though, and how bad they suck. Come a long ways since he first got to Medina and was doing everything he could to suck their dicks.

4:71-77 Jihad, baby! Also 83-4, and 4:89, definitely:
[4:89]  They but wish that ye should reject Faith, as they do, and thus be on the same footing (as they): But take not friends from their ranks until they flee in the way of God (From what is forbidden). But if they turn renegades, seize them and slay them wherever ye find them; and (in any case) take no friends or helpers from their ranks;-
Up thru line 95 this whole section is about jihad, war, killing.
101-104 a bunch of war instructions, tells how to stand guard, etc (he's afeared the enemy'll attack them while they're kneeling with their butts in the air. Lol) Talks about collateral damage—if you bump off one of your own guys in a friendly fire incident, you pay compensation by freeing a slave, or fast for two month.
This is laughable; Har, Har, Har, see me laughing? “Jihad” only means an inner spiritual battle, doncha know. I guess all this tactical advice is just metaphors. Yeah, that's probly it. And god smokes crack. Or somebody does.

4:93 It's ok to kill infidels.

... and so ends chapter four.

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