Those last posts were downers, but then I found this. Click on that link and see if you can read it without laughing. Go ahead, I dare ya. Or just take it from me, it's ok to be naked when you screw.
Muslims and sex, man, you don't know whether to laugh or cry. Here's a site with advice on the islamic equivalent of foreplay. I LOL'ed:
“When a Muslim man is about to enter his wife, he should always say first ... “In the name of Allah, O Allah, keep us away from the devil, and keep the devil away from that which You may grant us (ie. Offspring).”Can you picture it? Interrupting the height of passion to make a speech like that? It'd make anybody go dry and limp—way to kill the mood, buddy. And then you gotta take a bath as soon as you're done (whenever that is), so no falling asleep in your lover's arms and waking up with nibbles. Forget multiple orgasms, too, because when a guy “comes to his wife and then wishes to return another time” he needs to take a bath first. They can have the big water bills, I'll stay in bed till we both look like glazed donuts.
I swear, if that's all these guys are aiming for I don't know why they even bother. Status Quo brings us more levity here.