Is Allah Kinky?

(5:64) The Jews say: "Bound are the hands of God."

They do? News to me. I doubt any Jews ever said that, but I don't know what the Clear and Perfect Book is talking about, as usual. Wait, there's more

...Tied be their own hands, and damned may they be for saying what they say! In fact, both His hands are open wide: He spends of His bounty in any way He please. But what your Lord has revealed to you will only increase their rebellion and unbelief. So We have caused enmity and hatred among them (which will last) till the Day of Resurrection. As often as they ignite the fires of war they are extinguished by God. Yet they rush around to spread corruption in the land; but God does not love those who are corrupt.

Wow. More god talking about himself in the third person and full enema bag of hate speech against the Jews. What he says about Jews gets worse with each chapter. Not much point in trying to seem nice I guess after you've murdered a few hundred of them, huh?
What's up with the god-bondage?

Quranenglish says it means he's niggardly: the Jews were down on their luck so they were saying allah couldn't help them, or he was too stingy or something.  

Robert Spencer sez this refers to the Jews liking science. ( Huh? ) Idea is that since allah can do whatever he feels like, there's no use to doing any science. Just because your new drug cured cancer this time, that's no guarantee that next time allah won't make it useless. Better to stick with drinking camel pee like Mohammed did.

Google it long enough and you're liable to find anything. Let's face it, nobody knows what it means, just like usual.  Except fuck the jews [and not in the nice way].