Weird Cults Rule the World

After Chapter 24 tells men what to do, in what has to be the world's best kept secret, it repeats the same advice for women. As you'd expect, that opens the floodgates, and then comes raftloads of misogynistic bullshit telling women how to behave telling men how to tell women to behave. A couple of lines made my hackles rise up and start working the heavy bag. One, all this advice applies to “small children who have no sense of the shame of sex”.

Yeah? What about all us adults for whom sex is not shameful? Who were never taught by some repressed old pervert that it wasn't a natural and beautiful part of living? Well, LOL, this doesn't apply to us, so we can just run around naked as jaybirds, but all those muslim men still have to lower their gaze. Oh well, sucks to be them.

More at 60, women should not “make a wanton display of their beauty”, since it might draw the attention of men, y'unnerstand. Good advice on some planet where women have trouble drawing men's attention, maybe Priapus 5, not Earth. Then there's this

24:33... “force not your maids to prostitution when they desire chastity, in order that ye may make a gain in the goods of this life”
Don't force your slaves to be prostitutes. Hmmm, good advice I guess, but did Mohammed really need to say this? Was this an ongoing problem with his crew ? Most of his revelations had to do with the daily trivia of his life, stuff he needed to put a stop to, so yeah, I'd guess it was. Nothing in here makes his followers look like anything but early day skinheads: stupid, violent, greedy, and putty in the hands of an authority figure. Speaking of which,

[024:051]  The speech of the believers, when they are calledtoGod and His Apostle to judge between them,is onlyto say, 'We hear and we obey;' and these it is who are the prosperous,
[024:052] for whoso obeys God and His Apostle and dreads God and fears Him, these it is who are the happy.
[024:054]Say, 'Obey God and obey the Apostle;

Did you get it yet? You have to Obey the Apostle, see? [24:63] Obey Mo or ELSE!!

[024:063]  ... let those beware who withstand the Apostle's order, lest some trial befall them, or a grievous penalty be inflicted on them.
Boot in the Face, Motherfucker!!  Someday, we'll rule the world.  

[24:55]  Allah hath promised such of you as believe and do good work that He will surely make them to succeed (the present rulers) in the earth even as He caused those who were before them to succeed (others); and that He will surely establish for them their religion which He hath approved for them, and will give them in exchange safety after their fear.
The curtain is slipping there, wiz. 

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