Wal-Mart CEO Bill Simon told TODAY that
the company had a “terrific night”
Thursday and expected a busy Black Friday too. To wit:
After buying a big screen TV, a Las Vegas shopper was shot at around 9:45 p.m. local time (12:45 a.m. ET) late Thursday as he tried to take his purchase home,Terrific: because what's a few deaths when you can add more bucks to the 14,900,000,000.00 dollars you've already got?
Early Friday shoppers started arriving at a Chicago-area Kohl's store just hours after a police officer shot the driver of a car that was dragging another officer responding to a call of alleged shoplifting
A man in Claypool Hill, West Virginia, was slashed to the bone with a knife after threatening another man with a gun in an argument over a Wal-Mart parking spot
Also too, Fights!
Josh at Salon is keeping tabs ...
Meanwhile, here are a million children who are not fighting over iphones.