Rape, don't steal.


 If you want to stay out of jail, these are the things you should never ever do:

  • Possess stolen wrenches
  • Siphon gasoline from a truck
  • Shoplift three belts from a department store
  • Make a drunken threat to a police officer while handcuffed in the back of a patrol car
  • Take an abusive stepfather's gun away

To be safe,  just stick to raping children   

  • when only "two of the rapes were violent", you get into a program for non-violent offenders
  • it isn't a "forcible beat-up rape" even if she kills herself
  • raping little girls doesn't mean you aren't a fit parent for little girls
  • girls are "older than their chronological age"
  • above all, remember, it's her fault! 

and nobody will remember anyway 

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