If you want to stay out of jail, these are the things you should never ever do:
- Possess stolen wrenches
- Siphon gasoline from a truck
- Shoplift three belts from a department store
- Make a drunken threat to a police officer while handcuffed in the back of a patrol car
- Take an abusive stepfather's gun away
To be safe, just stick to raping children
- when only "two of the rapes were violent", you get into a program for non-violent offenders
- it isn't a "forcible beat-up rape" even if she kills herself
- raping little girls doesn't mean you aren't a fit parent for little girls
- girls are "older than their chronological age"
- above all, remember, it's her fault!
and nobody will remember anyway