TERRORIST ATTACK IN VIRGINIA

A massive horde of well-armed Al-Queda Affiliated Terrorists®, ...

 ... uh, posing as ordinary citizens who object to forcing women to be raped...

attacked the Virgina State House today ....

... by standing on the steps of it...

 ... with handmade signs and slogans ...  

Like this.

... forming a Clear and Present Danger® and Red Level Security Threat®.   Not to worry, the snipers and SWAT team were on hand ...

  WTF?    For a silent protest--with babies?

Who are these goons?  Are they Ordinary Men?

...to stand between the anti-family baby killers and the heroic defenders of freedom ...

 ?!?  now I'm confused ..

Following a brief standoff ...

... the terrorist forces were engaged ...

 ...  what, no pepper spray?

and soundly defeated.

The Republic of Gilead  is now secure. 

Please return to your telescreens.