Cult member Williard Rmoney, who lies about his own name, is in the South, Freudianly saying
“I am learning to say ‘y’all’ and I like grits and things,”
"because even though I hate the slimy shit, saying I like it might get me some votes" he did not say ... and learning to say 'things' like "I'm honest", and "I'd make a good president".
Here's his score
and an update