Muslims are now Mormons

The Mormon Church posthumously baptised Anne Frank, Daniel Pearl and Pol Pot but that was just a sideshow. Today they went after the big guy: Mighty Mo, Mohammed Prophet of Islam.

That's right, Mo is now a Mormon. All you Muslims will have to follow Joe Smith, trade your Korans for Books of Mormon, trade in your burka for magic undies, and make your pilgrimage to Salt Lake City. Once those oil shieks start sending in their tithing, maybe the LDS can finally overturn gay marriage.   It's a whole new ball game.

Rumor has it that Jesus is next in the tub, so all you Christians better get ready to make the switch too.  I don't know why they didn't think of this years ago. 

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