The war on Terra has expanded to include vegetables. Petty bureaucrat and Official Pissant Kevin Rulkowski alerts us to this new growing threat that must be weeded out. Undocumented vegetables springing up on Amurican soil, none of them have papers, they come in all colors, red, yellow, black and brown. None of them are Christian, and many are homosexual, even hermaphroditic. Some are outright fruits. Shamelessly they pursue their agenda, having indiscriminate sex publicly undermining our morals and the sanctity of marriage, which God intends to be between a man and a woman, not a melon.
The new rules state that in the interest of National Security(TM) words will now be defined by the reigning local Pissant to mean just what he chooses it to mean -- neither more nor less.
Seriously, anything that is uncommon can't be allowed? That is some Sick Scary shit right there.
-------------update: they dropped the charges. Not because it was pointed out to be specifically legal, but because they didn't like the whole world finding out what incredible assholes they are. Assholes, like cockroaches, don't like the light of day.