OMG, Nooo, Noooo...!!

It's not just Kentucky.  

There's already one in Los Angeles.

There's one in the Netherlands, that sits on a barge so it won't sink.

There's one in Hong Kong

For added creepiness, the Chinese one has an actual  freak show in it.

Worst of all, to my everlasting shame there's now an ark themed restaurant polluting my home state of Oregon. 
Think 'polluting' is too strong a word? Get a load of their ad. 

Noah saved the animals so places like the Wildlife Safari could show live animals.”
Even that cute bus can't make up for a line like that. So much for all my happy memories of visiting there. Thanks a lot, jerks. 

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