12/10/10

Gay ants attack Jesus!


It seems the Smithsonian has had an art exhibit that pays paid tribute to AIDS victims, and it looks looked pretty moving. Nobody else noticed, because they were too namby-pamby busy sympathizing with the suffering victims, but Bill “Beavis” Donohue of Catlick Leak noticed, it's a major offensive in the War on ChristiansTM.  

He wouldn't miss a chance to be outraged, wave his dick around, and complain to Congress as soon as he noticed a picture of Jesus. Hate speech, he called it. You want hate speech, Beavis? Got some right here for you,
'The creator of this "masterpiece" video is dead of AIDS. But he did not die without blaming society for his self-destructive behavior.'
That disgusting rant goes on for a whole paragraph, What's that you say, Beavis? I'm quoting YOU? Oh, my mistake.


Then there's Jack Kingston (R-Insurance Co's), who has the vapors because the Smithsonian is blowing tax payer conditioned air on smutty pictures.

Elene Degeneres holding her breasts! How dare woman touch her own body? Doesn't she know that those shameful mounds of enticing flesh were put there for a husband's use?  
 
Ants on Jesus! How dare those AIDS victims want sympathy just for dying horrible deaths? 
 
I just don't know what the world's coming to.

3 comments:

Cynical Nymph said...

Because I'm sure no biting insects crawled on Jesus all those hours he was bleeding on the cross. Definitely not. And I bet he smelled like roses.

uzza said...

If they ate his flesh and drank his blood, wouldn't they live forever or something?

krissthesexyatheist said...

I saw the vid. and it was not all that. Strange, but I wouldn't say that it was all blasphemous-y. that Bill donahue of the Catholic League is a real jerk.