Allah + Betty

Chapter 16 starts out all naturey like the earliest suras.

Premise 1: There's trees and bees and honey, ...
Premise 2:
Mohammed is right.

It covers all the same old ground, covers every korancronym ...

61 If Allah were to punish men for their wrong-doing, He would not leave, on the (earth), a single living creature:

The bunnies! Why won't someone think of the bunnies?

101When We substitute one revelation for another, and Allah knows best what He reveals (in stages), they say, "Thou art but a forger": but most of them understand not.

They don't understand how to get a lot of weak-minded gullible saps to believe you talk to god so you can get all the pussy you want. Some understand, like L. Ron Hubbard, Sun Yung Moon, Shoko Asahara--but he fucked it up.

106 Any one who, after accepting faith in Allah, utters Unbelief - except under compulsion, his heart remaining firm in Faith - but such as open their breast to Unbelief, on them is Wrath from Allah, and theirs will be a dreadful Penalty.

Just like the Irish Republican Army: “Once in, never out”. God will kneecap you if you try to leave.

110 But verily thy Lord - to those who leave their homes after trials and persecutions - and who thereafter strive and fight for the faith and patiently persevere - Thy Lord, after all this is oft-forgiving, Most Merciful.

Get your tickets to Afghanistan! Cheap air fares here. War crimes no problem, prosecution is off the table.

118 To the Jews We prohibited such things as We have mentioned to thee before: We did them no wrong, but they were used to doing wrong to themselves.

It's the Joos, the cursed Joos. They're in your dryer, stealing your socks!

...very last part is more passive ...

128 For Allah is with those who restrain themselves,



HolyDude said...

LOL dude.
Good Luck for your upcoming Op.
If you can, post a pick of Beethoven.

uzza said...

Oh, man, that's gross. I told them I'd like to see what he looks like, but they were all... EWWW. Kind of stands to reason; I'm not skipping the anesthetics, and they won't want to babysit body parts, the interns would go playing football with it in the halls....

Srsly, thnx for the support.