At last! After groping, molesting and terrorizing millions of us little people, which is fine, the TSA goons finally messed with a Worthy Person, aka Senator Rand Paul, also known as Sarah Jr. He refused a homosexual encounter at Nashville airport and
got beat up and thrown in jail had to take a later flight. He stood up for us peasants real good, though, screaming about freedom and the police state and all, until this:
He suggested there should be a "trusted traveler" program in which people who travel frequently and are known to be not a threat, like congressmen, don't have to be searched.Trusted, yeah right, because no congressman has ever shown themself to be
WAIT!!! HOLY SHIT, THIS IS REAL!
There already is a Trusted Traveler Program. You pay them a hundred bucks and they agree not to sexually assault you! They've already extorted four and a half million dollars with this scam. The Mafia's got nothing on these guys.