The ONION to close down

The popular parody site The Onion, which creates parodies of actual news stories by its use of exaggeration and hyperbole, has decided to call it quits. Now that Senate Bill 1418 has banned putting "aborted human fetuses" in your food, there's no longer any point, says company spokesman Dee Jeckted,

"What's the use of a parody site when we just repeat what's on the evening news?   
Shortey, after spawning the greatest comment threads the internet has ever seen, defended himself using lots of words to say "I am an idiot", but then there came Rebel Fleet Surrenders to Gay Empire. The Onion staff concluded that  if they took things  any further  this far it would stop being funny and just be stupid. 

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