Females Jerking Off

Q: How do Porcupines make love?
A: Very carefully.

Groan all you want, it's a nice segue into fact number five, of
Surprising Facts About Females Jerking Off.

I can add to that, another species that has been observed to do this—Bison, using a guardrail post. And I'll tell you what, with hind legs over the rail and front legs clear over on the other shoulder of the road, that's not a beast you interrupt and shoo out of the way. I turned around and took another road. Got tired of waiting.

1 comment:

JoƩ McKen said...

Whoa. Women have sexual urges, too? But I thought they were just there to breed and make men sammiches …

The things you learn outside of religious-Right circles.