Run for the Hills

(2:159) Truly Safa and Marwa are the symbols of God. Whoever goes on pilgrimage to the House (of God), or on a holy visit, is not guilty of wrong if he walk around them;
Who? What? Googlty google google .......
Safa and Marwa are two hills in Mecca, by the Kaaba. Muslims walk around them as part of their pilgrimage. Nowadays they're in a building, even though they're like 800 yards apart--that's one big-ass mosque! Lol, pilgrims don't have to go to the house, the house came to them. They run back and forth seven times between the two hills, occasionally trampling each other. They do this because of

the Story of Hagar.
Short version = Abraham abandoned his wife and son to die out in the desert, but they managed find water and survive. Gen 21:14-21 That's right, it's in the bible, not mentioned in the koran at all. In fact, this all happened in Beersheba, in southern Israel, so Hagar had to run over a thousand miles before she found water. Plus there are no hills in the story, and no running back and forth on the hills that aren't there.

WTF? (rewind)
Godhammed wouldn't have said this unless somebody was on a pilgrimage, and walking around hills, and somebody objected to it. Turns out the hills were old pagan shrines, with idols on them, male on one and female on the other, turned to stone for screwing in the kaaba. No, seriously. Along with kissing the black stone in the kaaba, pagans would go kiss these idols too. That's pagans for ya, always screwing and kissing.
I'd object to this too if I was a new convert to some cult that said I'd burn in hell for worshiping idols (and I couldn't kiss and screw anymore). This is big trouble for Mo. If he tells people they can't keep their old customs he'll piss everybody off (his major FAIL in Mecca taught him a thing or two)

What's a prophet to do? Make it part of his new cult, natch. Christmas trees, Easter bunnies, ...
How to do this with his cultists who won't stop kissing naked idols? Nothing to it when you're a prophet. Make up a story about Hagar running back and forth looking for water, move it to Arabia, add hills--in other words change the whole fucking story so its unrecognizable, but wtf--and you have a ready-made ancient tradition for your peeps to follow. It's a feature, not a bug!

1 comment:

Marwan Yafi said...

What do you want me to say about these lies?
010. Baca valley (Mecca) in Psalm 84 in the Bibles بكة (مكة) منذ القدم في الكتاب اليهودي
You do know you lie, of sect of “Saul’s holy lies”, of a Jewish mislead; what a sect of lies is a lie, Allah, be exalted, needs not liars:
031-Founder of Christianity's Law of lie & hypocrisy - قانون مؤسس النصرانية للكذب والرياء
032. St. Paul, church & Collects الكنيسة, بولس والمال
033. Jesus said In Vain they do worship Me-قال يسوع باطلاً يعبدونني
But you merit followers liars more than your sect’s, which are “Khazar Jews” who made of you “Lucifer-Devil worshipers”, after “Jesus” sungod, at beginning it was worship of “Jesus’ Phallus & Mary’s vagina”, your sect of Nazarenes is not cults but insults:
الفاتيكان يتحضر لوصول "إله" كائن فضائي
The Vatican is preparing for the ARRIVAL of an ALIEN “GOD”
بابا الفاتيكان يعلن أن الشيطان هو الإله
Pope Francis Declares Lucifer as “God” (sub. English)
بابا الفاتيكان يعلن أن الشيطان هو "الأب" - مترجم لللاتينية و الإنكليزية
Pope Francis proclaims Lucifer is the “Father” – (Sub. Latin & English)
This image is of your worshiped idols, sect of idolaters; in Islam there is no idols; there is no female and male who made sex intercourse but in church “Jesus & Mary” to have “son of man” the”only begotten son”…Jesus fucked his mother” to born, and you accept this! It is simultaneity of churches called: Eglise Saint Etienne de Mérignac, Charente-Maritime; Eglise de Fontaine d’Ozillac, Charente-Maritime; Eglise Saint Genès, Chateaumeillant, abbaye de Nouaillé-Maupertuis Vienne…etc.