So I did a thing. I made this cartoon that apparently I need to explain. Well see, global warming deniers crack me up--not funny crackups, but so-ridiculously-out-of-touch cracks. Not much time goes by before some gasbag spouts that humans are far too puny to affect their surroundings
... and THAR SHE BLOWS! Our iconic blowhard, who can't tell the difference between health care and prostitution, noted drug addict and sex tourist Rush Limbaugh, spouting to larboard.
And we are so impotent — omnipotent that we can destroy — we can’t even stop a rain shower, but we can destroy the climate.’ And how? With barbecue pits and automobiles, particularly SUVs. It’s absurd.Almost as absurd as the bacteria two billion years ago when there was no oxygen, that developed photosynthesis so they could live on light and shit out oxygen as a waste product.
It's total pwnage that bozos like him are only alive to deny global warming because they are breathing shit, left here by microscopic cyanobacteria, bacteria that effectively wiped out all life on earth. Without barbecues or SUVs I might add.
*any physical resemblance between Rush and the two amoebic blobs is purely coincidental
**no comment on any Freudian slips about impotency