Lot of talk lately about the right to bear arms, to marry, and so on. Even though it's not in the constitution, I'd say there's an even more basic right to not be hung up by one ankle and skinned, at least until after you're dead.
OTOH, there is the right of corporations to make a profit. Our leaders are addressing this moral dilemma in the usual way by sucking crack off the dicks of the meat industry and introducing bills that make it illegal to torture animals TELL PEOPLE about torture. Linklink
"At the end of the day it's about personal property rights" sez their spokeman Ed Gein Bill Meierling.
In his ongoing campaign to embarrass his home state, Lindsey "Littlepenis" Graham wants to have assault weapons, coz if there was like another Katrina, he could fight off -- the police, who were the only armed gangs roaming around.
With all this gun stuff, let's replay this oldy but goody where the professional shows us how it's done
Is it cheating if a MMA fighter fights as a female when she used to be male? I dunno. Life is getting entirely too complicated.
Tennessee's Committee For Protection Of Virtue and Prevention Of Vice attacks 4year old for going topless.
"The ultimate way to show love"? Dude, WRONG isn't even close to how you're doing it.
Cool job! Go to work for a school in Washington and you'll be able to grope all the teens you want! When the legislators say 'create a safe environment', I guess they meant for pervs, huh?
Drones aren't just for the military. Now anyone with $239 dollars can go out and harass wild animals and call it 'breathtaking nature footage' like these assholes.
Speaking of assholes, some people(?) actually wrote this
Chavez invested Venezuela's oil wealth into social programs including
state-run food markets, cash benefits for poor families, free health
clinics and education programs. But those gains were meager compared
with the spectacular construction projects that oil riches spurred in
glittering Middle Eastern cities, including the world's tallest building
in Dubai and plans for branches of the Louvre and Guggenheim museums in
Abu Dhabi.
LOL, the commenters give them their ass on a platter. Treehugger takes it serious. Interesting.
What if named your kid something, like I dunno, Sue, and then later some jerk named Sue committed some HORRIBLE CRIME? The kid's in for it now. Or be preemptive, name your kid Jihad like this French moron. And then what if the world was full of idiots who take themselves entirely too seriously and fine you 4000 euros? Also, what terrorist ever said "I am a bomb" WTF? Also, the commenters are mostly bigots.
Pussy, explained I suck at this word. When it comes to insults am I the only one who thinks of a scared little pussycat, not a body organ or something sexist? This commenter clears it all up.
Employers can't chain you to your workbench anymore, since that pesky Emancipation business, but Tesco is finding a way around it. Motorola Arm-mounted Terminals, soon to include Remote Tazer Capability?
"But if I am not mistaken, a cyclists has an increased heart rate and respiration. That means that
the act of riding a bike results in greater emissions of carbon dioxide
from the rider. Since CO2 is deemed to be a greenhouse gas and a
pollutant, bicyclists are actually polluting when they ride."
but he doesn't go far enough. Some also claim that it is
environmentally friendly to fuck. But if I am not mistaken, a fucker
has an increased heart rate and respiration. That means that the act
of fucking results in greater emissions of carbon dioxide from the
fucker. Since CO2 is deemed to be a greenhouse gas and a pollutant,
fuckers are actually polluting when they fuck.
There are valid reasons to tax these
fuckers. Think about it for a moment: Currently motorists are paying
to drive their cars in the atmosphere while they are actually driving
their cars. At the same time, they are paying for fuckers because
there is no fucking tax generated by the fucker's act of fucking in the
atmosphere. So, if cars pay for the air they are driving through, it
only makes sense that fuckers would also be required to pay for the
air they are actually fucking in.
Runners-up:
Republicans in four states ban sustainable development. Destroying the planet, y'see, is our only defense against the UN coming to take away our tin foil hats.
In Virginia 25 guess which party congresspersonsorganisms tried to keep a law on the books that made it a crime for unmarried people to live together. Y'know, like in 1825. "Lewd and lascivious" it is, yes, to which we can all raise a glass while we laugh at them.
If I put in all the stoopid things cops do, would I ever finish? I dunno, but here's the Tennessee Buckeye Bust. money quote: