tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9821027679302135142024-03-05T13:31:16.684-05:00UzzaNotesuzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.comBlogger1163125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-17387238922209922632014-01-06T18:51:00.000-05:002014-01-06T18:51:39.199-05:00Signs of Santa
This is just cooler'n hell; off-the-charts cutitude, with info from one of the most expertest experts.
Why This Young Girl Is a Masterful Storyteller in Sign Language
uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-11406329197580082032013-12-22T03:39:00.000-05:002013-12-26T03:45:29.224-05:00the Night before Solstice
Twas around winter solstice, alone in the house
I was reading the Bible, as quiet as a mouse.
The stories were thrown in the book without care;
contradictions abounded, mistakes everywhere.
I could not understand, or believe
what it said,
its tall tales of people come back
from the dead;
original sin, which was such a bum
rap,
blood sacrifice, curses, and other
such crap.
When deep uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-32353375744319672602013-12-14T12:17:00.000-05:002013-12-22T12:19:09.856-05:00Hail, Sol Invictus
The Freedom From Religion Foundation placed an 8.5-foot-tall Scarlet A monument and banner in downtown Chicago. Here's the banner.
The text reads,
At this season of the Winter Solstice, we celebrate the Birth of the Unconquered Sun--the TRUE reason for the season.
Wait, what does that even mean? The Unconquered Sun, it turns out is Sol Invictus, one of the main gods of the old uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-78449304847904960382013-12-11T22:57:00.000-05:002013-12-11T22:57:03.091-05:00Monsters
A pretty nice performance by Jeremy Loveday
from Upworthy, hat tip to Margarita del Norte
uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-67463895830939095022013-12-09T20:25:00.000-05:002014-09-03T16:30:52.564-04:002ndAmendmentville
A song dedicated to this genius who just blew the shit out of himself.
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Second Amendmentville
Fondlin my pistol
nibblin meth crystal
holdin my weapons all covered with oil
strokin my six gun
sippin a cold one
suddenly felt a loud noise and recoil
Chorus: wasted today here in 2nd amendmentville
not really sure if I committed assault
&uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-55509140187598990732013-12-07T11:09:00.000-05:002014-01-03T21:30:42.433-05:00Hail Satan
This should be good. The ACLU is suing to get a Ten Commandments
monument removed from the Oklahoma City Capitol grounds, and now the Temple of Satan applied to donate a monument to go next to the 10 C's. ROFL!
They've done this sort of thing before. Back when Rick Perry was pimping a bill to get prayer in school they
staged a Satanic rally thanking Rick Scott for uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-24894352605621325182013-12-06T00:43:00.000-05:002013-12-09T16:35:23.027-05:00How to talk to women
Update 12/8: Jesus Fapping Christ!
“I think you have to connect with women on an emotional level,”
Yesterday:
Today:
"When I
find out my wife's been shopping at a home improvement store, I get
nervous. I wonder what ideas are going on in her pretty little head and
'What's it going to cost me?'"-- North Dakota State Sen. Dwight Cook (R)
Please proceed, assholes.
uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-6831597403133988272013-12-03T13:15:00.000-05:002013-12-05T13:16:38.460-05:00the War on Incubators
If you thought the war on incubators women couldn't get any worse than state-mandated rape of pregnant women, think again.
A pregnant woman has had her baby forcibly removed by caesarean section by
social workers.
Essex social services obtained a High Court order against the woman that
allowed her to be forcibly sedated and her child to be taken from her womb.
uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-56913229873275901082013-12-02T17:18:00.000-05:002013-12-04T21:43:25.174-05:00the War on Solstice
There actually is a war on Christmas, no matter what the Daily Show says, but call it by its right name: Winter Solstice.
Take the CHRIST out of CHRISTMAS
Way long ago the Pagans had it, all over the world. They brought in the harvest, settled back with serious brew and debauchery. Until a certain genocidal death cult renamed the Solstice after their idol and managed to kill off uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-55376070145852103112013-12-01T09:28:00.000-05:002013-12-02T09:29:50.776-05:00The Bible
Page 1
1 “In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.” Check
2 “And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep.” Hold it. The earth was void? That means it didn't have anything in it. No form, nothing in it; not much of an earth; where's the deep? And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.”
Wait, what? We've uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-52831535557826642372013-11-29T20:56:00.001-05:002013-11-30T00:58:49.654-05:00Thanksgiving Casualties
walmart-santa-claus-arrested-black-friday
Wal-Mart CEO Bill Simon told TODAY that
the company had a “terrific night”
Thursday and expected a busy Black Friday too. To wit:
After buying a big screen TV, a Las Vegas shopper was shot at around
9:45 p.m. local time (12:45 a.m. ET) late Thursday as he tried to take
his purchase home,
Early Friday shoppers started uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-74121807549648322852013-11-28T09:30:00.000-05:002013-11-28T09:30:04.068-05:00Happy Thanksgiving
source
Source: Huffpo
Source: low pay is not ok
uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-60337556025425760862013-11-22T23:01:00.000-05:002013-11-22T23:01:18.587-05:00Tax Churches
Woot! This is big news.
U.S. District Court Judge Barbara B. Crabb of the Western District of
Wisconsin ruled that the so-called “parish exemption,” which allows
religious ministers to avoid paying taxes on the value of their housing
granted to them by their religious employers, “violates the
establishment clause” of the U.S. Constitution and must be discontinued.
The tax exemption uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-26109085594681364182013-11-17T03:00:00.000-05:002013-11-17T03:00:07.228-05:00Rape, don't steal.
WTF?!?
If you want to stay out of jail, these are the things you should never ever do:
Possess stolen wrenches
Siphon gasoline from a truck
Shoplift three belts from a department store
Make a drunken threat to a police officer while handcuffed in the back of a patrol car
Take an abusive stepfather's gun away
To be safe, just stick to raping children
uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-77201755135718744292013-11-14T00:29:00.000-05:002013-11-17T00:55:26.642-05:00Church of Free Beer
Boy, churches are getting desperate.
to-stave-off-decline-churches-attract-new-members-with-beer Insert joke here about the holy spirit.
Of no relevance; in ancient China there was a group of philosophers who used alcohol as an aid to enlightenment. The Drunken Sages didn't leave much of a legacy tho, I can't even find anything to link to.
uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-33907880435215428202013-11-11T21:10:00.000-05:002013-11-13T21:16:22.341-05:00Reverse Noah's Ark
The Animals are Leaving
One by one, like guests at a late
party
They shake our hands and step into
the dark:
Arabian ostrich; Long-eared kit fox;
Mysterious starling.
One by one, like sheep counted to
close our eyes,
They leap the fence and disappear
into the woods: uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-77097727424232745332013-11-09T18:40:00.000-05:002013-11-11T22:38:58.707-05:00 man hates himself, LOL
This is priceless.
Racist asshole gets his ass handed on TV to him when they show his DNA is part black!
"No blacks allowed in my all white town" sez he. LULZ! that includes you, asshole! Fourteen percent mudblood, LMAO! I hope everyone starts calling him an octoroon. Schadenfreude, it haz a flavor.
The Mail Online has a good write up of the situation.
uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-57065296294108270082013-11-08T17:19:00.000-05:002013-11-11T08:26:59.422-05:00God's books
TL;DR
As a kid I heard talk about some Book
as the Word of God, which set me to wonder, is that the best an
omnipotent guy could get his message out, one crappy little book in one crappy little
corner of the universe? What would he really do?
Science fiction has thought a lot about how to communicate with other races who might not have
language as we know it. Or mouths, for that uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-42898333225923420942013-11-07T14:53:00.000-05:002013-11-10T17:09:39.294-05:00No vember lynx
two vember lynx
Cascadia leads the way, again. I can't embed the video but this is a Big Fucking Deal. To drive from from
Vancouver to San Diego would cost ?!?!?!!! dollars: now you can do
it for free.
scientists discover another cause of bee deaths and its really bad news
source: AATTP
PORN KILLS
Been waiting for this, surprised it uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-8318664451261551992013-11-06T00:54:00.000-05:002013-11-10T01:05:50.375-05:00the future is calling
Y'know what's really cool? That you you have hands and fingers, and can pick up little things, like quarters, and now, SO CAN LIAM!
Some guys were mucking around with robotics, lady had a kid with no fingers, she talked to them and they built this thing for Liam.
Awesome? It gets better. The two guys are making their designs open source, posted to the MakerBot uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-37205454442994088012013-11-05T00:03:00.000-05:002013-11-10T00:09:01.201-05:00Roger Ailes for President?
I don't understand this. Earlier on I blogged about how the Sith Lords contributed brazillions of dollars to keep from having to tell people what they're eating, and sure enough it worked, the people voted democracy out the door. Rachael had the details.
Cliff note: Everybody in the state wanted labels + corporations donated millions of dollars = no labels.&uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-56818146308313275352013-11-04T22:52:00.001-05:002013-11-04T22:52:36.730-05:00Marsha's Choice
Fuck Her
uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-86680282270331010922013-11-03T09:30:00.000-05:002013-11-03T21:22:34.027-05:00Millions for Planned Parenthood
A bill introduced by nine Republican
lawmakers assholes in Iowa would define abortion as
“murder,” sending doctors and women who terminate pregnancies to
jail. The bill defines
a “person” as “an individual human being, without regard to
age of development, from the moment of conception, when a zygote is
formed, until natural death.
Try to think this through.
What if a foreign uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-16512402309472796902013-11-02T18:05:00.000-04:002013-11-02T18:05:24.119-04:00Screwie Louie
Huffpo
Sometimes I waffle; these guys can't possibly be so stupid as to believe what comes out of their own mouths, the only explanation is they are being paid to spout crap.
the perennial question, stupid or evil?
Then along comes Screwie Louie to idiotsplain what to do if your baby's brain never develops.
shouldn’t we wait, ... and see if the child can survive before we decide uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982102767930213514.post-86561741679723289592013-11-01T11:50:00.000-04:002013-11-04T00:46:48.788-05:00October Lynx
And here I thought Lysistra
was fiction!
/women-end-sex-strike-colombia
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Unsung Hero of the day
= This
guy. Hard to believe story, the state ordered this nursing home
closed, so everybody just went home.
All the residents there who
are depending on you to keep them alive?
Fuck'em. I'm not getting
paid—let'em die.
Well
this guy thought that was wrong, and wouldn't uzzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02494141255401096538noreply@blogger.com0