The right to not be skinned alive

 Lot of talk lately about the right to bear arms, to marry, and so on. Even though it's not in the constitution, I'd say there's an even more basic right to not be hung up by one ankle and skinned, at least until after you're dead.

OTOH, there is the right of corporations to make a profit. Our leaders are addressing this moral dilemma in the usual way by sucking crack off the dicks of the meat industry and introducing bills that make it illegal to torture animals TELL PEOPLE about torture.  Link link  

"At the end of the day it's about personal property rights" sez their spokeman Ed Gein  Bill Meierling. 

No, fuckhead, it's about PAIN.  We're against it.