Who would Jesus Knee?

While we're on the subject of quoteables, how about this one?

Guy is walking down the street, cop comes up and blindsides him with a knee to the ribcage.

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Dear Emily Post:
What do the Rules of Etiquette tell is is the proper thing to say in such a social situation?

A fan

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Dear Fan;

It sure and the fuck isn't "Sorry. I didn't realize you were press,"

Sincerely,
Emily

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